Has MBC been in Africa lately?
 

Very, very odd story.

Penis theft panic hits city

My favorite paragraph -

Ah yes, it's good old koro, a folk belief in cultures that haven't heard about shrinkage.

Oh that's just F'n great. Like I didnt have enough to worry about with rising gas prices, mortgage crisis, election stress, etc...

OMG, Africanized bees have finally arrived in L.A., years after they were supposed to.

It won't be long before African Penis Snatchers follow!!!


It fact, if the results are often that penises (penisi?) shrink to insignificance, I think some of the Snatchers may have already arrived on these shores.

That's right, It won't be long anymore. :(




(I'm gonna guard my prized specimen with renewed vigour. There was a close call last weekend, the night of the seder. Luckily, i think i can trust my drunken co-horts, and everything appears to remain more that satisfactorily satisfying.)

MbC has no use for shrunken or impotent penises.

This level of ignorance/stupidity boggles my mind.

Now to catch up on the bacon thread!

Was it ever long to begin with?

Ba-da bum

Is that why he leaves you alone?

Okay, the more serious note. I hesitate to say ignorance or stupidity here. It is part of a cultural belief system that has been around for centuries. While this phenomenon can be scientifically disproved, it is hard to shake a belief system that has been around for this long.

You are certainly welcome to your opinion, but I'm sticking to my original statement. The fact that these beliefs have been around a long time doesn't make them any less stupid. And specifically in this case, since the "scientific method" of going home and trying to use one's penis would be so easily achieved, makes this especially pathetic.

Well I know one thing for certain.

I'm going home tonight and trying my penis. After all you can't be too careful about these things.

If ya need any help with that.... ;)

I dunno considering the potential size change from flaccid to erect, seems one can arrive at the notion that it's just not as big as it used to be (remember, childhood memories are like forced perspective on one's manhood) - that or they've been watching too much porn.

I thought you were gonna post about the Koru Fairy Tale.

EDIT: It wasn't a fairy tale, was it. It was something we included in our Valentines Day SEX reading at that coffee house.

I would respond to this thread with some witty retort but that would just encourage him.

Although, I must say, I wonder what exactly scaeagles was googling for when he came across this story. :)

Oops, disregard that first sentence.

But were these guys previously erect every minute of their lives, then suddenly they caught a glance of a nude Bee Arthur or something? I've been pretty familiar with the mechanisms of my member getting larger then smaller then larger than smaller since, oh, some time around the beginning pubescence. How can that take someone off guard?

I dunno. I finally lost my permanent hard on sometime around the turn of the century.


It was quite a disappointing shock.

Hey. Bea Arthur has a pretty nice rack.

(NSFW. Well, your work. It's fine at my work.)