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CoasterMatt 05-19-2008 10:36 AM

Quick! Somebody get a Milk Truck!
 
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356583,00.html

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Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.
Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.
"The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open," he said.
The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.
Mahoney says no charges have been filed, but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies, which were "Double Stuf Oreos."
:D

Kevy Baby 05-19-2008 11:44 AM

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Mahoney says no charges have been filed, but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies, which were "Double Stuf Oreos."
And I am sure that there have been PLENTY of volunteers to help!

Capt Jack 05-19-2008 12:04 PM

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aww...no pics.

so,lets try this.

just replace the beer with cookies

:p

BarTopDancer 05-19-2008 12:25 PM

Oh that poor beer! :(

GusGus 05-19-2008 03:52 PM

damn. now I want oreos.

GusGus 05-19-2008 03:53 PM

or a McFlurry!




yeah, a mcflurry!

SzczerbiakManiac 05-19-2008 04:27 PM

Cold Stone! :evil:

Kevy Baby 05-19-2008 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 211781)
Cold Stone! :evil:

No, my darling wife prefers a McFlurry to Cold Stone.

At my last job, we had season tickets to the Kings. Whenever Susan would go with me, she was very quite during the whole game except the last minute of the second period which was the "McFlurry Minute": if the Kings scored a goal during that minute, everyone got a free McFlurry. I've never heard my wife sheer so loudly.

Gemini Cricket 05-19-2008 05:04 PM

I hear McFlurries are made from recycled Big Mac foam containers.

GusGus 05-19-2008 06:32 PM

Mmmmm..... Big Macs.....

BarTopDancer 05-19-2008 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 211791)
At my last job, we had season tickets to the Kings. Whenever Susan would go with me, she was very quite during the whole game except the last minute of the second period which was the "McFlurry Minute": if the Kings scored a goal during that minute, everyone got a free McFlurry. I've never heard my wife sheer so loudly.

And how many NcFlurries did she get?

3894 05-19-2008 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GusGus (Post 211760)
damn. now I want oreos.

Me, too. A lot of Oreos.

Kevy Baby 05-19-2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer (Post 211815)
And how many NcFlurries did she get?

Typically, she got a McFlurry regardless of how the Kings did. More often than not though, I was paying for them.

BarTopDancer 05-19-2008 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 211822)
Typically, she got a McFlurry regardless of how the Kings did. More often than not though, I was paying for them.

Just checkin ;)

Kevy Baby 05-19-2008 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer (Post 211824)
Just checkin ;)

I've been waiting for you to make a comment :D

LSPoorEeyorick 05-19-2008 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer (Post 211815)
And how many NcFlurries did she get?

Aw, Kevy... the correct answer was: not a single NcFlurry.

BarTopDancer 05-19-2008 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 211836)
I've been waiting for you to make a comment :D

The blood runs deep.

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick (Post 211845)
Aw, Kevy... the correct answer was: not a single NcFlurry.

I cannot be held responsible for typos while taking Math. So PHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :p

:D

Kevy Baby 05-19-2008 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick (Post 211845)
Aw, Kevy... the correct answer was: not a single NcFlurry.

Oohhh... I missed that one.

GusGus 05-20-2008 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GusGus (Post 211761)
or a McFlurry!




yeah, a mcflurry!

Alas, my husband did not take the hint and bring McFlurries home last night.:(

Capt Jack 05-20-2008 05:01 PM

ooooh...no cookie for him.

maybe NOW he'll get the hint?

GusGus 05-20-2008 05:05 PM

one can only hope

Kevy Baby 05-20-2008 05:09 PM

Huh?

cirquelover 05-20-2008 07:55 PM

Nope he still doesn't have a clue!!

BarTopDancer 05-20-2008 08:09 PM

Kevin,

Bring my drunken seamstress a mcflurry!

Kevy Baby 05-20-2008 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer (Post 212149)
Kevin,

Bring my drunken seamstress a mcflurry!

Done!





I keep reading the title of this thread as "Quick! Somebody get a Milf Truck!"

Not Afraid 05-20-2008 10:50 PM

I read: Milch Toast.

GusGus 05-21-2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 212185)
Done!
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Thank you, honey!


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