AWESOMENESS, BONERS, CENTAURS, and PATRICK SWAYZE!
 

Don't tell me I never bring a little love into your lives.

Behold!

Oh my. :eek:

In (somehow) related news, did you know that Patrick Swayze has Pancreatic cancer?

Can't say I see a boner there, maw.

Nope, and didn't give me one either.


That tattoo = Meh.

I think my tattoo gets better reactions from people.

Hah. I'm pretty sure they tagged the image with BONER because his hands are placed over where a human crotch would be, and it looks like he's trying to hide one.

Two nights ago I dreamed I was getting a tattoo. (Not a HOLY SHEEYIT WTF WERE THEY THINKING tattoo like EH1812 posted). Hey Matt do you think that the guy who did your tattoo would be good at designing mine if it's Disney-related?

Basically, I want a sleeping beauty castle with Chernabog over it, and "Came to Believe" underneath. I'd have to see it first to know whether I liked it so much to stick it on me permanently.

It looks more like Jack Palance in a bad blonde wig to me.

Most tattoo artists worth their salt would do a preliminary sketch, and it would be a very collaborative experience. It takes an insanely skilled person to free-hand (they're out there) and an insanely brave person to be the recipient of free flowing permanent ink. Though they are out there, too.

What amuses me about the posted tattoo is that someone probably did request exactly that, and the artist probably did show him a sketch, and the person still wanted the tattoo. Can you imagine that discussion?

Dude: I want a rainbow!

Artist: Okay. I can do rainbows.

Dude: But wait, I also want a centaur.

Artist: A rainbow arching over or around a centaur. Got it. No problem.

Dude: A centaur who looks like Patrick Swazye.

Artist: Uh, okay.

Dude: Patrick Swayze in a TUX!

Aritst: Ah.

Dude: And I want him to be standing as though he's hiding an enormous erection (because, in my imagination, The Swayze always has a giant erection), even though as a centaur he'd have horse bits and not manly bits, but whatever. Got all that?

Artist: Yup. That'll be $500. Pay up front. I'll have the sketch ready in an hour.

Heh, I thought that it was a "boner" i.e. terrible mistake no one should ever make. In any case, I find it most amusing.

I had assumed it was a person who handles the boning in bodices and other such garments. Boy was I confused!

Awwwww crap, we finally corrupted Kevy Baby. :blush: :rolleyes:

I didn't think "Patrick Swayze in a tux." I thought Patrick Swayze in the Saturday Night Live skit where he auditioned against Chris Farley for a spot at Chippendale's.

But that's much less fun than thinking about boy boners, H.

well, except for the rainbow, swayze, tux, centaur, boner and $500, thats how I did mine. :D

Totally! :snap:

But the thing is ... even though he's doing the boner hiding pose, there's no way he's hiding anything but the most embarassingly tiny boner.


Would his Swayze Centaur boner be where the human one is or where the horse one is? For his sake, let's hope for the horse, in both location and, well, er ...




Reminds me, of course, of junior high when I used to hide unexpected schooldaze boners behind books. Pfft, what was I thinking? Should have walked around proudly with that ginormous tent in my pantz.

I keep thinking about the Chippendale's skit Swayze and Farley did together when I look at that tattoo.
:D

At least it isn't this

and sadly, he'll never figure out exactly WHY they shot him

Yeah. Clearly the tattoo victim was a fan. I wonder if there is someone walking around with a Farleytaur on their body someplace.

Picture Please

In case he doesn't have a picture readily available, here is what his tat looks like:

This is my tattoo- I came up with the idea, and Bok made it happen.