MASH
 

Online MASH!

I will be marrying Scarlet Johansen, living in a swanky apartment in Paris, driving our 1 kid around in our Salmon colored Rolls Royce (Scarlet must have picked the color). All this on my salary doing computer sh*t.

I can't wait!

If you're feeling unwilling to type in all of the options, and are a Facebook member, you can... cough, cough... use this branded version I produced.

You will marry Matthew McConaghey.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in London in your fabulous Shack.
You will have 4 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a silver Mercedes.
You will spend your days as a Maid, and live happily ever after.

OOOOHHHH! Me likey!

You will marry David Bowie.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Paris in your fabulous Apartment.

You will have 0 kid(s) together.

The family will zoom around in a Black Austin Martin.

You will spend your days as a Bass Player, and live happily ever after.

aparrently myself, as the newest Emperor of Mars, and Angie Jolie will be cruisin' around Beruit in my '85 Sentra with our 22 kids...happily ever after of course.

someone, please kill me now.

You will marry Nick Cave. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Berlin in your fabulous Apartment. You will have 0 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around on an Indigo Bicycle. You will spend your days as a Lounge Singer, and live happily ever after.

You will marry Keifer Sutherland. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Ireland in your fabulous Shack. You will have 23 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around in a daisy blue Lamborghini. You will spend your days as a banana taster*, and live happily ever after.



*I guess that's how we ended up with 23 kids! :evil:

LMAO!

I will have to do this when I get home... I love MASH!

You will marry maggie gyllenhaal.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in los angeles in your fabulous Mansion.
You will have 0 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a clear unnamed future vehicle.
You will spend your days as a benevolent dictator, and live happily ever after.

Out in the cold here and work won't let me through to the link.

What does MASH have to do with the things you're posting here? Sounds like some form of Mad Libs from Tiger Beat magazine.

Basically, that's what it its, Alex.

M(ansion)
A(partment)
S(hack)
H(house

You list a few crushes, a few numbers (representing number of kids), a few vehicles, a few colors (for the vehicle), a few places you'd like to live. Then you select a number x - x. The number cycles through a rotation, eliminating items as it goes along, starting with the 'M' in MASH. So, if I selected the number 4, the first thing eliminated from my list would be a House. Eventually the 'last men standing' from each group = your destiny. Mwah, hah, hah.

Yeah, I'd just found the link at wiki on my own.

Never heard of it before. Was this one of those mysterious girls games that boys weren't allowed around?

Though we MASH-ed you in secret, I don't think we forbade you to play. It's just not the sort of game most young dudes would play. Unless they too were doing so in secret.:)

At my elementary school it was rampant among both genders.

never heard of it before this. probably why results came out so ****ty

And, you, me, Nick, David and our 0 kids will hang out.

We need an online fortune teller/cootie catcher.

It was mostly girls who MASHed, but the boys that did got the attention from the girls. Smart boys.

Absolutely. Though I don't much like the idea that our imaginary lives will be spending more time together than our real lives. We need mid-week dates, lady!

I love M*A*S*H too! Especially the episode where Hawkeye and Major Burns..... What? Oh.... Never mind.........

You will marry Johnny Depp. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in New York in your fabulous Shack. You will have 6 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around in a Pink Lamborghini. You will spend your days as a Accountant, and live happily ever after.

You will marry young harrison ford.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in paris in your fabulous Apartment.

You will have 8 kid(s) together.

The family will zoom around in a black hybrid.

You will spend your days as a prof. traveler, and live happily ever after.

Love Shack, baby. LOVE SHACK!

The facebook one that Heidi linked to is fun!

Congratulations! You live in an apartment in beautiful Chicago with your boyfriend Robert Lashbear. Every morning you jet off to your job as a sportswriter in your Schwinn.

Almost all the friends I could choose from were gay!

I positively grinned at "young". I probably would have been even more descriptive: "RAIDERS Harrison Ford". Heh.

You will marry Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Reykjavik in your fabulous Apartment.
You will have 2 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a Red Ferrari.
You will spend your days as a Hotel Lobby Clerk, and live happily ever after.


Hahah hot!! I get preggers!

If anyone could get a man pregnant, it would probably be Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.

You will marry McSteamy.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Burkina Faso in your fabulous Apartment.
You will have 2 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a blue pickup truck.
You will spend your days as a Bookmobile Driver, and live happily ever after.

:)

Our results are oddly apartment-heavy.

My results came up "mansion", but just like when I was a kid I'm too embarrassed to share the rest of the results.

You will marry Salma Hayek.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in On the road in your fabulous Apartment.


You will have 4 kid(s) together.


The family will zoom around in a Runway Light Blue Hovercraft.


You will spend your days as a Hedonist, and live happily ever after.

What the hell's an "Austin Martin"? ;)

My Facebook alternative MASH:

You live in a shack in beautiful Paris with your girlfriend Lisa Cone (I guess we get divorced again). Every morning you jet off to your job as a Teacher in your Smart Car.

You will marry Hugh Jackman.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in New Zealand in your fabulous Apartment.
You will have 0 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a Blue Classic Mustang.
You will spend your days as a Imagineer, and live happily ever after.

You will marry Sean Connery.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Crapchook in your fabulous Corrugated Tin Shack (with dingo-proof fence).

You will have 42 kid(s) together. (Stoat says: well that'll fund an upgrade for the shack if Sean doesn't mind remaining barefoot for that long).

The family will zoom around in a Fuschia Gogo-Mobile. (Low carbon footprint, but a large sidecar or trailer will be necessary...I've just got to remember "Trailer brakes first").

You will spend your days as a Chicken sexer (well how hard can it be - you've got a 50-50 chance of getting it right), and live happily ever after.

Fine. I hope that you and Sean are very happy together.




*head hung down and scuffles feet in the dirt*

Bear...Bear !!!

It took me 3 hours to rake the fornicating dirt [sic] into that Fen-Shui inspired pattern of rampant Axolotls with aztec embellishments. The least you could do is wash your feet before you enter the barn that I so generously provided for you.

...and don't slouch. Whatever will the neighbours think?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.