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SzczerbiakManiac 06-30-2008 12:16 PM

How to NOT design a men's room
 
Did a woman design this?

JWBear 06-30-2008 12:29 PM

I loved this comment:

Quote:

dont cross the streams!

Kevy Baby 06-30-2008 12:54 PM

What the...

Alex 06-30-2008 12:58 PM

I'm pretty sure that setup would require adding a new zone to the mens room chart I made a while back.

Both looking down at another pee-er and making eye contact are strongly forbidden. This set up wouldn't leave many options.

However, maybe it is intended that you stand facing the diagonal between them and then an option is provided for both left and right hangers.

innerSpaceman 06-30-2008 01:08 PM

Maybe it's designed so that you each touch butt cheeks while peeing.


I'm pretty much assuming, though, that would also be prohibited in Alex's men's room chart.


And I'm pretty much assuming this is a bad photoshop job.

Pirate Bill 06-30-2008 01:12 PM

It's perfect for when the pee shoots out in 2 streams though.

BarTopDancer 06-30-2008 01:15 PM

d'oh!

Kevy Baby 06-30-2008 01:19 PM

Maybe it's designed for guys who have a split penis (due to body modification - yes; people do this).

innerSpaceman 06-30-2008 02:44 PM

Is that what's it's called when they graft a black man's penis onto a white man, Kevy??

sleepyjeff 06-30-2008 03:36 PM

I would have killed for a urinal like that on my last visit to the Pendelton Roundup(rodeo)......I don't have a picture but think of King Arthur's round-table....except instead of a table you have a circular pee trough:eek:

JWBear 06-30-2008 04:20 PM

Sounds like it would be a popular attraction at a gay rodeo! ;)

Disneyphile 06-30-2008 04:49 PM

If I were to design a men's room, I'd put shrinking-effect carnival mirrors on the back walls of the urinals. :p :evil:

Kevy Baby 06-30-2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disneyphile (Post 221876)
If I were to design a men's room...

You are a woman. You are not allowed to design a men's room, lest we end up with something akin to the OP.

Or this:
Spoiler:

Cadaverous Pallor 06-30-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 221883)
Or this:
Spoiler:

Women looking at a man pissing and smiling devilishly? Taking photos? There is no way a woman designed that :p

Disneyphile 06-30-2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor (Post 221896)
Women looking at a man pissing and smiling devilishly? Taking photos? There is no way a woman designed that :p

Exactly. Now, if the women were pointing and laughing, even I'd own up to designing that one. :evil:

sleepyjeff 07-01-2008 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 221870)
Sounds like it would be a popular attraction at a gay rodeo! ;)

I suppose it would:D

LashStoat 07-01-2008 03:49 AM

I'd have thought the basis of this design to be quite obvious. It strictly follows Einstein's famous formula:

E = mc2

Where:

E = Entertainment Value.
mc = Male Chauvinist.
2 = Squared (in the corner).

alphabassettgrrl 07-01-2008 10:06 AM

I like the one with the women on the walls! She's watching, and measuring, and looking to see if she can even see this one. :)

Morrigoon 07-01-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LashStoat (Post 221995)
I'd have thought the basis of this design to be quite obvious. It strictly follows Einstein's famous formula:

E = mc2

Where:

E = Entertainment Value.
mc = Male Chauvinist.
2 = Squared (in the corner).

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RStar 07-01-2008 11:13 PM

I can't get the song "when we were togther dancing cheek-to-cheek" out of my head.

Speaking of head, is it possible that the photo was peiced together from one shot and a reversed mirror image? It looks kinda Photo-shopped.

NickO'Time 07-01-2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 221818)
Maybe it's designed for guys who have a split penis (due to body modification - yes; people do this).

Does it regenerate? ;)

Kevy Baby 07-02-2008 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RStar (Post 222242)
Speaking of head, is it possible that the photo was pieced together from one shot and a reversed mirror image? It looks kinda Photo-shopped.

It doesn't look like it as someone would have had to do a lot of work. The shadows all line up, the fixtures are different angles, and a couple of other details.

Not to say it couldn't be done. I was thinking more of urinals in the same basic setup, but with much more original space that the Photoshopper removed.

LashStoat 07-02-2008 06:46 AM

Well, I've really studied the image. There are two distinct light sources - the one that lights the left urinal is at a much lower angle than the one that lights the right urinal, which is made obvious by the line of capping tiles, and shadows cast into the urinals themselves. The lights are at 90 degrees to each other, and all other shadows are consistent with this placement.

Although one could fake it, the probability of someone having the time or motivation to do so is improbable, so I'm going with the E=mc2 theory.


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