ok, its official
 

i've decided to run for president

Im Capt Jack and I approved this massage

Excellent!
You have my vote.
:D

Dear Captain Jack,

Could you please approve a massage for me too - my neck hurts.

Oh...and I'd vote for you any day dude.

Big hugs,

The Stoat.

Yes, where do we sign up for the massages?

Sign me up as well!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men were created equal, and all necks were endowed with the right to be massaged.

Oh baby...massage my endowment.

:evil:

Did I just get propositioned by a gay man?

Who gave this man a toaster???

I believe that those already infected with the gay are not eligible for a toaster.

No, but I've got a niiice shiiiny one waiting here for you.... :evil:

Oh, Kevy I'll have to set you straight on the rules. WE get a toaster when we convert ten...and if it's anything to go by, I now have a walk-in pizza oven with a heated delivery-waiting annex.

:evil:

Dear Morrigoon,

The endowment I was referring to was my mind...and you massage it so well. What did you think I meant? :rolleyes:

*smooch*

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Sorry Jack, I'm voting for this administration.


Yup, totally worth it for the old lady tramp stamp :snap:

yeah, she was a hottie, eh?

Oh please lets hope it's not one of those shiny spandex ones of the sort D-Phile found....