Swimwear for the Well-Endowed Man
 

I kid you not.

And, sorry, but they've seriously gotta be packing tennis balls here, because those can't be natural... :eek:

(Mostly safe for work - shows some butt and, um... rather large wrapped packages.)

My favorite is the blue "hot pant" style at the bottom. I can't stop laughing my ass off! :D

DP, your avatar makes all of your posts even more entertaining than they used to be.

Heheh, SuPeR K! called my new swimsuit the "Hello Pouch" and, yeah, it accentuates my rather ... everybody now ... alarming package.

:eek:

Does it even begin to match up to this??? :p

No.


But, then again, mine's real.

ok - I really am LOLing here. I would have thought that the narrowly front cut one would make me giggle - but like you - I got down to the shiny blue one and was just... um.... I'm not quite sure. Somehow unable to look away... sort of like when you drive by an accident.

Wait - you mean that arm sized package isn't real? How can you tell? ;)

I know. It's like a therapy harness for elephantiasis or something!

It looks like a satin tennis racket cover.

Oh... Why not? :evil:

Okay, those just look obscene. Sorry. Maybe in the privacy of your own home or pool, but I really don't want to see your shlong in a sheath when I'm at the beach.

Penis pumps. This link is helpfully provided on the site. Very much NSFW.



I doubt anybody is really intending this for actual beach swimwear. I'm sure it is intended for strippers, fetish, and gagwear.

wow, images of Mr. Snuffalufagus flash across my brain...

Swimwear for the Well-Endowed Man
 

LOL Mark. Or visions of "moose" flash in front of my eyes....lol inside joke....lol

Does... anyone walk around with a hard-on at the beach? I mean, the whole time?

That really depends on the beach. When I was in college in La Jolla.....umm...*ahem* *whistles*

Some are growers, some are show-ers, and some carry loaves of bread in their trunks.

Can you get busted for this kind of clothing at a beach? Though I guess there are no laws on how much you can show off the curves of gigantic tits.

Hmm I would have expected Kevy to turn the last two words of that sentence into a hyperlink by now. ;)

OH NO, MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevy's been AWOL since Wednesday evening. I assume he is busy and not pouting because I snapped at him.

so, just for laughs, I want to see a grower in one of these things. From droopy drawers to I want some mores!

A fellas gotta have some place to keep his tube of sunscreen.

See? See what I come home to after a weekend away ??

...How come Alex's link is racier than JWBear's??




.....yes, I looked...

Très International Male catalog, circa 1983. They had a grey briefie sewn to resemble an elephant's face and you can just imagine what was the trunk.

I was trying to not shock delicate sensibilities... ;)

I think if anyone wore that stuff on the street, it would cause an accident!
Sheesh, penispainwhorehouse.com????

And this just made me laugh PYREX PECKER?????

(Most likley NSFW)

Why did I click on this thread?? :eek: