Avast, Ye Scurvey LoT !!
 

Stout hearted and corn fed ye be.

BTW: Over here it's International talk Like A Pirate Day.

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Anyway, be we in accordance with ye?, or are the winds blowin our course askance downunder?

Where be me parrot?

:argghh:
:decap:

Ahoy ye bildge rats. Arrrrr! :argghh:

Every day be a proper day fer the wagging o' the pirate tongue, says I.

Arrr! Where be my booty?

'ere be yer parrot ya lubber!

he seems a bit...cornfused


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Arrgh! What do ye means, no short sellin' no mores? We'll make yer filthy landlubbin' hides pay fer our bailouts!

Yarrr... whar be the bacon, says I?

:argghh: < Arrr! Everyday be talk like a pirate day for me, it be. So says I, Long John the Pirate.
:decap:

aparrrrently, it be talk like a pirate day 'ere today as well.

guessin' that'd be the "international" part o things, eh?

talk like a pirate day

No matter how busy I be, the day wouldn't be complete without comin' here to throw around a few "yarrs" and "shiver me timbers."

I even has on me favorite pirate t-shirt today. "The beatings will continue until moral improves."

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day?!? Oh m'God, I'm like totally buggin.