Check the Halloween Candy for Melamine
 

Every year I go through the candy wondering what I should be looking for - errant razor blades sticking out of snickers bars and the like.

This year though, you should check for chocolate made in China like the Pirate coins noted here on snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/coins.asp

It does say none were vended in the USA. The warning is for Canada. Still, if I found any of the pirate coins, I would toss them. Why take chances.

Because it is chocolate.

No, they're usually nasty, waxy shyt Masquerading as chocolate.

Is bad chocolate better than no chocolate?

I'm usually pretty ecumenical about my chocolate; but when you introduce the Melamine Roulette angle, I'm tempted to swear off all but the really, really good stuff.

No. I'd rather have no chocolate. I'm a chocolate snob.

Here's a tougher philosophical question:

Is bad chocolate better than carob?

No, they are equally unpalatable. Next? :)

Instant death or having all of your limbs removed (and still living)?

I'm the strange one who actually loves the taste of carob.

Anyway, I clicked on the product from Sherwood and they even claim it to be "Kosher". I didn't think melamine was Kosher.....

Somebody's lyin' somewhere!!

Is melamine the reason the Cadbury's bunny clucks?