How to piss off the Catholic Church
 

Björn Borg (yes, the former tennis star) just launched a dating service. (I have no idea why) As part of the promotion for that service, this video was produced.

I happen to think it's awesome, but I suspect Herr Pope and his red-adorned cronies won't be particularly pleased by it. :evil:

I saw that video last week, but had no idea it was to do with a Borg dating service. Do I have to be ordained to sign up?

That's awesome. Dugg.

That is blasphemous! I mean, who would be believe a female priest!

For Trekkies?

Love that commercial!

I initially didn't think was really a dating service. I thought it was a viral campaign designed to raise awareness about marriage equality, because it seems it's just the kind of photo-upload feature we do a lot at work. Put your photo in an existing video... that kind of thing.

So inspired by the commercial, I put in info of a man seeking a man, and they don't have a two-man video, only a man and a woman. They put in an apology at the end.

So surely it's not a viral anti-8 campaign. It seems you can "chat" with the random person they fix you up with, but if it's really a dating site, it's the worst one I've ever seen (and I met my husband on one; I've seen a lot.)

Still, terrific commercial.

You will be assimilated!

Incidentally, I can think of many many more ways to piss off the Catholic Church.

Let me at 'em..........:

"Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal."

:evil:

Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene, but Peter was a better lay.

Oh, I like this game.

When he said “this is my body” and commanded you to eat it “in memory of him,” he was using a new-fangled figure of speech called a METAPHOR.

What is this ?

Blood of Christ.

.....(sips) .....Whoa! He musta been an alcoholic !

If Jesus died for my sins, I am going to make it my life's goal to make sure his death was not in vain.

:evil:
Love it.

Fixed it for you. Denying the substance of the Jesus story every happening seems to get to people faster.

Or, if I need to do it in one word, I just lean close and whisper "mythology."

What are you doing? That is the Baptism Font, not a Urinal!

Should I fix your typo too or leave it and mock you?

Ah, I guess I've chosen ;)

Yes, it is a typo. Not sure what the mockery is, though, since either you read it the way I intended or it simply doesn't make any sense.

Be born Jewish.

You WILL be assimilated! Lower your defenses and surrender.:D

Mel Brooks... I didn't expect that.