This will ruin EVERYONES Christmas!
 

Mega Orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled!

I didn't even know there was an international orgasm day.

Let's set up one in LA to protest the canceling of the jizz-in in Tel Aviv! And Prop 8!

Hey, as I always say, all of the world's problems can be solved by blowjobs. ;)

That's odd. I figured it was you that sent the card.

Weren't the Raelians the ones who did that mass suicide ten or so years ago?

No, that was Heaven's Gate.

The Raelians were the ones who claimed to have cloned a human a few years back.

Well, damnit. Why didn't somebody remind me that it was Global Orgasm Day last Sunday?

Does that mean that because I didn't drop a load of baby batter then world peace cannot be achieved?

And I love this line from the site linked above:

People who decide it's their business whether other people have orgies or not have some serious issues. Get a freaking life, far away from other people, please.

No kidding. I'm so sick of people judging others for what they choose to do with other consenting adults.

Maybe the people who pressured this event into being shut down are just jealous that no one wants to **** them. Who knows.

We should have a LoT orgy.

Isn't that on NYE?

We'll start with a dramatic reading from the Kama Sutra

I'll bring the fondu pot.

I'm sure everyone's willing to lend a hand...

And, we can play "Find the Hidden Bindi"! ;)

I knew it would eventually to come to this :p

What do you mean, eventually? Kevy's been begging for this for years, methinks...

I actually have a version without pictures. :eek:

I always thought it was Karma Sutra. Maybe that's just my version....

I'm enjoying the comment section. The devout Jews hate the very liberal and non-practicing Jews. The Jews in Israel think the Jews elsewhere are going to hell. The Jews outside of Israel think it is becoming a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. And the Christians hate them all (yet rejoice that because of the Jews sinfulness and lack of acceptance of Christ as their savior will actually hasten the return of said savior).

eta: And to all of you disgusting people who enjoy orgasms: "Sexual orgasm is the motivation for non-sentient creatures; pleasure is the goal of pigs!!!"

eta: Uh oh. Now all of the pleasure loving people are bringing the Devil upon themselves. (Kevy, I suggest you ensconce yourself in an interior room and lock the door ;).)


Ahhh, I loves me some religious hatred to remind me why I'm an Atheist. :rolleyes:

Reminds me of the joke about Goldberg, who was on a cruise ship that sank, leaving him the sole survivor. He floated on some debris to a deserted island that had everything he needed to live.

Five years later, when he was rescued, he showed his rescuers around the island. To alleviate boredom, Goldberg had built a replica of the town he lived in back home, complete with market, post office, etc. There was one of everything except that there were two temples across the street from each other. One of the rescuers asked Goldberg why there were two temples.

Goldberg pointed to the left. "That one I go to."
He pointed to the right. "That one I wouldn't be caught dead in."

My first instinct is to laugh; my second, to pity anyone whose perceptions are so distorted that they would say such a thing.

Next time I have a pleasurable experience, it'll be in honor of those who are so crippled that they cannot participate.

Eh and I suppose God gave us eyes so we could deny what we saw, and ears that we could deny what what we hear...