AGAR MAN
 

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Use the advanced options to get rid of the weird tiny words like "en" and you can get some cool results.

Ninja Eel On!

or

Online Jeans

with my screenname:

Rascal Valued Poor

or

A Larvae's Crud Pool

or

Real Avocado Slurp

My name, as I generally use it, is an anagram of "sexual port." That's all I need to know.

From day to day I may decide it refers to Sentosa, the pleasure island of Singapore. Then maybe misused computer access options. Or maybe naughty vino. Or maybe I've gone from having sex on a PS3 to having it on a PC (for finer movement control and player mods). Or might I be the randiest of the members on the Single-A affiliate of the Oakland Athletics? Or maybe I'm a vagina.

So many options that I forget about the other anagrams.

My daughter's full name gave the best ones including:

A Veterinarian Who Mills Soy and A Weatherman Violins Rosily

Mine gave an exhaustive list of seemingly strange existential or meditative questions.

Zing shirt owl! my new password...oops.

Jog Inns Reefer Fun.

My first and last name. Ha!

I think my favorites are "Ergo, Glans" and "Organs Gel".

That's if I use the short version of my first name. The full version gets "Regal orgy, son" or "Large orgy, son". Or, for the beer drinkers, "Lager orgy, son".

Yeah, I never got past the ones with "orgy" in them.

I put in my full name and got 58824 hits! Here are some of the better ones from the top 50 or so:

Rigmarole Shin Jowl
Harem Roiling Jowls
Womanlier Girl Josh
Mariners Jig Hollow
Real Jingoism Whorl
Mahjong Worries Ill

And for Steve:

Harrowing Jello Ism

My favorite for my name is Insolent Zebra. If I include my middle name, I get: Librarian Emotes Zen.

Mental Wet Nosh
Mental Net Show
Wanton Helmets
Metal Hens Town
Talent News Ohm

putting my middle name in to the mix gets some more fun-

A Damndest Novel Whit
Handmade Vittles Now
Handsaw Tilted Venom
Vandal Whitened Most

American Express = Repairman Excess !

hehehehe.

Universal Studios = Tour Is Devils Anus :evil:

For Disneyland:

Deadly Inns
Dandy Lines
Lady Sinned
Lad Deny Sin
Lands Deny I
Sadly End In
Lady End Sin
And Dine Sly
Days End Nil

Haha... The first one explains why I didn't get into the drum line:

Hmm... I wonder what your starting point was. And what your real name is.

Linda Cymb, of course!

These are the best ones, followed by my comment:

Barterers Torch (Tiki, of course!), Carrot Sherbert (Yum!), Crab Her Retorts (I like crab, but...), Crab The Terrors (This explains the last response), Bath Rec Terrors (letters from my brother in prison), Bra Retch Resort (opening next to The Grand Californian in 2014), Bar Chest Terror (jym class in high school), Bars Tech Terror (a drink with the IT guy after work), Bras Retch Retro (you know, from the 70's), Brat Chest Error (oops, jail bait), Racer Herb Trots (ex-lax tea, anyone?), Racer Throb Rest (a smoke after a quickie?), Carer Berth Rots (no place to dock my boat), Retract Orbs Her (sounds painfull!), Roach Brr Tester (my new carer after I fix the rotting berth), Crash Bet Terror (betting pool at the Dihatsu testing facility), Starch Be Terror (the last time I take my underware to the cleaners), Car Sherbert Rot (sold from my trunk in a frosty mug!), Rear Bro Stretch (I won't touch that with a ten foot pole!), Arrest Rob Retch (on Dick Tracy's to do list), Tar Brother Recs (followed by feathers)

I just spewd tea on my screen!!