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Welcome, NirvanaMan.
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You last visited: 12-14-2008 at 10:43 AM

I'm guessing something about bacon.

well, someone did something, and someone else said something to someone and someone ate bacon, and some people went to Disneyland, then some people had birthdays, and there was a new year, and a parties, and stuff

oh, and we started up about another zillion threads about the upcoming LashTrip. :p

BTW: does missing over 6000 posts make you a 6-times Un-loser ?

Nothing.

Oh, there is a new Soooo.... thread.

Everything.

where the eff have you been? ;)

Dear NirvanaMan,

It would be easier to re-boot your life than to explain the flotsome and jetsome (I'll bet that's the first time you've ever seen that in a post) that has drifted under this particular bridge.

Just suffice it to say that $hit happened and it's great to hear from you.

See yah real soon...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

We have a new president, A viral shoe fetish, West Virginia, Unemployment, Personal loss, Bacon (of course), and Politics.

Don't forget the strip club in Gaza.

Turns out that's just a checkpoint. Quite embarrassing experience really.

You're gay now and I'm your BF.


Yes, I'm deliberately not spelling out BF. :evil:

There was "Everyone Online Right Now Gets $50 Day". That was fun.

Yeah that was a hoot - I logged in twice and made a hundred bucks.

"Everyone Online Right Now Gets $50 Day" - Yes, those unscrupulous curs who insist on creating sock puppets could certainly make illicit gains from that day. Suffice to say, I know of no-one who would do such a shameless thing.

Pip Pip,
Mary.

Nice tits Mary.

Yes, I put half-coconuts out to attract them.

OK...nice vagina.

Well, at least he made it back in time for Australia Day.

Silly stoat... it's the entrance to the Ladies Room in Puerto Vallarta !!

Thank you to the lovely young Kevin for the picture.

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If I had a drink in my mouth, it would now be all over my monitor.

Lovely, Lash, lovely.

J sez:

"It looks like a toaster strudel vagina"

and

"Nuthin' says luvin' like Mary Poppins in my muffin... hehehehehehe"

Okay, that pink balloon is just WRONG

Stoat does a pretty good cooch!

I put the balloon there to celebrate Australia Day...and a blue one would be wronger.

So australian bacon vagina internet scam and secret gayness.

Check.

Yeah... Just the normal stuff.

not really sure the word 'normal' belongs in there

usual maybe....but not 'normal'

And if we are assessing the efficacy of individual words, I think the use of the word 'secret' should be reviewed as well.

Perhaps I should have specified "normal for LoT".

Secret Gayness....palllleeease !!!

I'm really looking forward to one of them rooting beers you folks have over there.The marketing always sounds so great - "Crystal waters from Viagra Falls mixed with a hint of mesculine and Indian Tonic".

I'm not sure if I need a Tefal and a Hip Replacement assembly to mix it with (as suggested by the last ad I watch in America) so perhaps you dudes can provide the fixings part of the deal.

Oh God...and I think you need a turkey deep-fryer...but it has to be 10 feet from your fence on a 1 pound or less gas bottle, unless you live in a more than two family condo ( as a 1 pound bottle can burn down a two-family home, but a 1.0001 pound bottle is perfectly safe).

I couldn't find a ready-made batch at Von's last time, so get your act together and spring for a few cases OK?