Happy Birthday Sohrshah!
 

Happy 30th Birthday G! It's all viagra and botox from here! ... ;)

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Gretchen from the Wolfpack!

Don't believe Chernie (for the most part)....the best years of your life are ahead of you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy BirthdAY!!

Welcome to the club of 30-mumble mumbles! Your complimentary cane and handy reference sheet allowing you to say "get off my lawn" in 25 languages are on their way. You are also now permitted to mention that when you were a kid you listened to real music, not that crap they play today.

Happy Birthday! :)

Happy birthday!

happy birthday!!

Oo, the 30-somethings are getting cranky. Suck it up!

Happy birthday, Gretchen! You'll always be 16 years younger than me.

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday. I hope you have a great day!

Happy Birthday, my dear, unpronounceable Sohrshah. Just now turning 30? Oh my, all the good turns that lie ahead. This is where it all begins anew, and life takes off. You are a shining love creature, so shoot for the stars.


love love love you.

Have a great birthday!

Happy Birthday! Its only the beginning! Enjoy your day!

Who ya callin' unpronounceable? ;)

Happy Birthday, Sohrshah!
:) :) :)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Saw-shar, with big hugs from the LashPair. Have a Hornsby cider on us !! :D

Happy Birthday!!! :D

Happy birthday!

In honor of your reaching "off my lawn" status, I called the cops on some idiot kids in our community pool outside our window at 1AM this late night. Damn kids.

Did you first announce they had 3 minutes to get out of the pool or be cited?

I hope you had a blue birthday and weren't blue!

Hope you had a swanky one!:cheers:

Happy Birthday!

Haha Jim had a similar moment last night at 2:30 am when be banged on the door of the drunk kids who woke the whole building up by screaming/laughing and slamming doors. Lady actually said "I don't know you!" and "My roommate's being a b!tch!" as if that explained it all.

Of course my next door neighbor screaming "Shut the f*ck up you F*ckin' b!tches!" didn't help matters much either. :D

Not exactly kids, but definitely drunk and stupid and loud!

As I, and the next door neighbor, had already banged on our floors hard enough to shake the building, I decided to take my show on the road.
BANG, BANG, BANG. "omigod, omigod, someone's outside our front door!"
All the lights in the apartment go off. No-one comes to the door.
Being as I'm standing outside their open bedroom window, and they've now reduced their volume to extremely loud conversational level, I say through the window, "I'm still here, and I'm calling the police." I go back upstairs.
I hear, from the voice that's been screaming for the last 45 minutes, "I'm going upstairs!" So, I meet Drunky McStumbly on the landing. "What, we're not allowed -?" "NO, it's 2:15 in the morning." "But I've never met you!" "And you're making a really bad first impression." "You're calling the police?" "I've got them on the line right now, go downstairs and be quiet!" "But my roommate's being a bitch!" "So be an adult and deal with it. Go downstairs and be quiet." "But wait -" At that point I'd said all I needed to, and having no desire to engage in drunken conversation, I went inside and slammed the door in her face. They were fairly quiet the rest of the night. Always a pleasure meeting new neighbors. I'm hoping that the rest of the building disliked my performance enough to encourage these idiots to keep it down.

Oh, and happy birthday again! Now go downstairs and be quiet! :D

Happy Belated Birthday!!! :cheers:

Thank you all so much for the Birthday Wishes, everyone! I'm sorry I didn't see any of this until now- I was literally off the grid in Yellowstone Park!

I did indeed have a swanky day!

:)