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Nephythys 07-22-2009 08:06 AM
Funny impossible things-need help
 
-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats





We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?

Moonliner 07-22-2009 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Nephythys (Post 292765)
-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats





We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?
Nailing Jello to a tree: Freeze it first, then slowly push the nail through Jello and tap nail into tree.

Toothpaste back in the tube.

Make Kevy make sense.

Nephythys 07-22-2009 08:34 AM
ahh- toothpaste! good one...

any more?

DreadPirateRoberts 07-22-2009 08:48 AM
How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Not Afraid 07-22-2009 10:06 AM
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Ghoulish Delight 07-22-2009 10:16 AM
Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

Not Afraid 07-22-2009 10:19 AM
To dream, the impossible dream.

3894 07-22-2009 10:46 AM
Might as well try and catch the wind.

Nephythys 07-22-2009 11:15 AM
as easy as keeping hot tea in a chocolate tea pot

Strangler Lewis 07-22-2009 04:44 PM
A one-armed paper hanger.

Speaking of Kevy, is he on vacation or something?

LSPoorEeyorick 07-22-2009 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 292787)
Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
You, sir, have made my day.

Not Afraid 07-22-2009 07:17 PM
spank spank.

Gn2Dlnd 07-23-2009 04:06 AM
Oh, piss up a rope.

Not Afraid 07-23-2009 07:49 AM
It's impossible, tell the sun to leave the sky, it's just impossible
It's impossible, ask a baby not to cry, it's just impossible
Can I hold you closer to me and not feel you goin' through me?
Split the second that I never think of you? Oh, how impossible

Can the ocean keep from rushin' to the shore? It's just impossible
If I had you, could I ever want for more? It's just impossible
And tomorrow, shouldya ask me for the world, somehow I'd get it
I would sell my very soul and not regret it
For to live without your love--It's just impossible

Can the ocean keep from rushin' to the shore? It's just impossible
If I had you, could I ever want for more? It's just impossible
And tomorrow, shouldya ask me for the world, somehow I'd get it
I would sell my very soul and not regret it
For to live without your love--It's just impossible

Impossible, immmmmm-impossible

blueerica 07-23-2009 08:38 AM
Hitch your wagon to a star.

blueerica 07-23-2009 08:41 AM
And thanks, now I've got various The Sound of Music references and songs in my head.

3894 07-23-2009 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 292935)

Impossible, immmmmm-impossible
Aaaaaaaaah, I'm melting! I had driven this song from my mind! Curse you, Cousin NA! Just for this, I'm filling this post with exclamation marks!

Not Afraid 07-23-2009 12:45 PM
Don't blame me. Blame Perry Como!

Cadaverous Pallor 07-23-2009 03:53 PM
I'm still thinking of Mango.

LSPoorEeyorick 07-23-2009 05:00 PM
(I'm crossing my humor references here, I know, but...)

I can't stop thinking about Mango, either. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday...

Cadaverous Pallor 07-23-2009 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick (Post 293051)
(I'm crossing my humor references here, I know, but...)

I can't stop thinking about Mango, either. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday...
My God, it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Mango.

SzczerbiakManiac 07-24-2009 10:48 AM
Squeeeee! Me loves me some KITH allusions!

Pirate Bill 07-24-2009 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 292935)
It's impossible, tell the sun to leave the sky, it's just impossible
My family always sang it:

It's impossible, to stuff a piano up your nose, it's just impossible.



Oh, and thanks for getting an otherwise forgotten song stuck in my head!!!!!!

(Exclamation points added to echo 3894's cursing.)


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