Liberals Suck
 

Just kidding- I had to get the Schaivo post off the front page. It was driving me nuts.

;)

Oh man! I thought this was going to be entertaining.

HAHAHA!! Yeah, I was getting tired of seeing Shaivo on the front page, too...

HEY!! We don't all suck. I, for one, lick....;)

But I do like the liberals that suck...;)

Yeah Leo- that was my plan. To slit my wrists and fling myself bodily into the sea of sharks for your entertainment.

Not so much. :D

Conservatives swallow.

Cool! Let's get this moved to "The Parking Lot".

Liberals eat my toe jam!

Democrats and Republicans BLOW. Eat my Libertarian shorts! :p

C'mon scaeagles... I was setting up a perfect punchline for you... of all people...

Libertarians are spineless jellifish who couldn't find a legitimate non-whacked out candidate to save their lives - or their party!

On a completely unrelated note, "eat my shorts" was a big thing when I was in highschool. One day a rather rotund kid said "eat my shorts" to a friend. That friend immediately responded "nobody could eat that much!". I about peed my pants.

Dems and Reps are spineless jellyfish who go with the status quo instead of actually standing up for something!

I suppose I could be a stinker and post something to the Schaivo thread :evil:

I think it has been pretty clear for quite some time that ALL politicans pretty much suck.

Moderates suck.....and swallow! :evil:

But I'm not Conservative........:p

All polictical parties suck!

Anarchists Rule! - or not ;)

So where does that leave all of us that suck, swallow AND eat?

The OP doesn't say that only liberals suck. It doesn't say that that the only thing liberals do is suck. Therefore, simply because you suck does not make you a liberal, and if you do more than suck it does not rule you out from being a liberal.

That's far too logical for this thread! :p

Tsk tsk tsk

You missed the easy answer after I practically served it up for you.

Answer: Plenty to do on a Saturday night.

I am so glad you guys are enjoying this. That was the point. I mean, I had to do something to entertain you mentally twisted types. ;)

“Conservatives pain you; the Greens are damp; Democrats stain you; and Liberals cause cramp. Fascists aren’t lawful; Socialists give; Republicans smell awful; you might as well live (and let live).” – Not Quite Dorothy Parker

Loved my logic courses in college. :)

I'm damp! Mossy and under-the-rock damp! Sooo rockin' :snap: :snap:

I'm looking fondly at my toads now. Go brotha toads!

:snap: :snap:

..now you got me smelling my armpits :blush:

That poem (in its original form) got me through some tough times.