Want to see a couple of REALLY HOT Aussie guys?
 

Just look at Stoat & I.

We went out today to celebrate my Dad's 84th Birthday, as the temperature in Sydney reached 108.5°F (42.5°C)

This is the hottest day on record for November in the last 17 years. They predict lots of fires and more heatwaves for the next couple of months. Great.

I'm REALLY glad we recently had the gutters cleared of leaves, and I'd like to organise a sprinkler system on the roof at the Green Point beachhouse. Too many trees for comfort (and it's a wooden house).

Ooo! A friend of mine is at {right now I think} the Pearl Jam concert and she said it is 113 degrees! I think it is an outdoor show.

That was great preventive action, clearing the gutters.

I hope that you guys can get some relief and stay safe!

I don't see you...

Ecch. Sounds like here, just a couple months ago.

Let's see, November for you is May for us. 108 in May, ouch!

But it's only 316.65 degrees Kelvin. Doesn't sound so bad when you put it that way.

Who is Kelvin? He sounds hot.

Well, I guess taste is inherently subjective. So whatever floats your boat.

Kelvin:

Also, he's been dead for, like, 100 years... So... Ew.

Cool it, man. Don't be a Kelvin-Hater.




you guys do have Kelvinator fridges over there, right? If not, you won't get that joke at all...