In What Are You A Muggle, Pray Tell?
 

People like iPod cozies and you don't. You're an iPod cozy muggle. Quite possibly you're a Indiana Jones DLR attraction muggle. A Taylor Swift muggle. A Coke Zero muggle.

I am all of these things. Now it's your turn. Spill!

By that definition, I'm a Harry Potter Muggle.

I'm a sports muggle.

I'm a Twilight muggle. And, a text-messaging muggle. (I'll only do the latter when necessary.)

I'm a life muggle

I am the ultimate sports muggle. I am also a car mechanics muggle.

I'm a football muggle during this time of the year.

Comic book and Super Hero Muggle

I have nothing to add since I am known far and wide for my slavish adherence to the mass taste in things.

But thought you might find this of interest.

I'm a pajamas-in-public muggle, a cult-of-celebrity muggle, a soccer muggle.

I'd also add "seafood muggle" and I think that's the most appropriate, because I try and try to get into it and I just can't. (Maybe that makes me a seafood squib?)