My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
 

Kevin's wife of 12 years packed up her car and left him. She left behind her wedding dress telling him "you can do what you want with it". He's been posting ideas - working up to 101 ways - to use the dress.

http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/

Susan left me?!?



Goes to check...






Nope, she's still there. And her wedding dress is still hanging in the closet.

Call me shallow... But he's kinda cute.

"I'm so totally over that b*tch. How over her am I? I spend my days thinking about her wedding dress. Touching it, holding it, wrapping parts of my body in it, carrying it with me wherever I go. THAT'S how over her I am!"

Pity. I was sorta looking forward to the 101 things you would come up with.

Yes,
you
are
shallow.

You asked for it. Too bad that sentence is so short. :evil:

A "Cricket's Rantings" thread? I don't remember doing that thread. [whistles, walks away with both hands in pockets...]
I was PMSing! Wow!
:D

Don't you have a diaper to change, or something?

JW receives package in the mail. The outside reads, 'With Love from the Sloan Family'. "Whatever could this be?" asks JW.
lol
:D

You should be flattered that I spent my valuable spare time looking up those links. :p

Though to be honest, it didn't take long. Just a search for "cute" merited plenty. I didn't even try "hottie", "attractive", or anything else...