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JWBear 06-17-2010 09:17 PM

Bad Translator!
 
New toy! Enter any text (up to 250 characters) and choose the number of times it translates and re-translates, and voila!

Guess what I put in to get this result.

Quote:

Mars is so beautiful, meet lamb and ivy gourd have children?

Kevy Baby 06-18-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 326506)
Guess what I put in to get this result.
Quote:

Mars is so beautiful, meet lamb and ivy gourd have children?

"But on Tuesday raemipnikka malenge July?"

Kevy Baby 06-18-2010 09:42 AM

OK, this is funny. I took your current sig line
Quote:

"America, where you are free to believe whatever you want, AS LONG AS IT AGREES WITH THE ANGRY PEOPLE!!!!"
And it gave me
Quote:

"Americans believe that something is wrong?"

My Sig line
Quote:

It may take only one pervert to put in a light bulb,
But it takes a whole emergency room to take it out.
Becomes
Quote:

"It may not be a crisis."

Ghoulish Delight 06-18-2010 09:51 AM

I recall posting something similar to this (it went back and forth between english and Japanese translations until it got a "stable" result) a while ago, may have been at a previous board. I recall my favorite being one that took a phrase including "Glenn Beck" and turned it into "Gronbeck". I still call him Gronbeck in my head.

mousepod 06-18-2010 09:53 AM

Original text:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

...10 translations later we get:

"I like my bottles positive Lobotomy memory loss memory loss and memory loss."

mousepod 06-18-2010 09:56 AM

Original text:

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,signifying nothing."

...10 translations later we get:

"Life, but added that behind the scenes and pictures, no more poor player, I feel. This is an idiot, noise and courage, the whole story, I do not know."

Ghoulish Delight 06-18-2010 09:56 AM

Original text:
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "

...10 translations later we get:

"4.7 years before the birth of new state reservoirs of all people committed to freedom and equality assumptions, our continent Fu Qin."

mousepod 06-18-2010 09:57 AM

Original text:

"Eat the rich."

...10 translations later we get:

"Fatty."

I gotta get back to work.

Ghoulish Delight 06-18-2010 09:57 AM

Original text:
"I have a very bad feeling about this."


..10 translations later we get:

"I think it's bad."

Alex 06-18-2010 10:00 AM

Quote:

The whole machinery of our intelligence, our general ideas and laws, fixed and external objects, principles, persons, and gods, are so many symbolic, algebraic expressions.
Turns into:

Quote:

Algebra is a sign of God's Torah and simple external cup, the ideal principles of human Mechanics
So on that one it seems to have done pretty well.


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