The Eurovision 2010 Vortex
 

As you know, Germany won but wow what gems this year! All links are SFW.

How about that Latvia, huh? I asked my Uncle Joe/But he cannot speak/Why do the rivers flow/And the blood still leaks...

Or Moldova with that blue neon?

Play that funky music white Lithuanian boys! Are you feeling that mid-song strip to glitter booty shorts?

I love it!!!

I had to go with the Eastern European funk of the Lithuanians.

Only Mr. God knows why.

Things That Make You Go Ummmmm....
 

You owe it to yourself to check out Serbia's entry.

I'm voting with the masses: Germany.

I have no idea what this is all about.

If I recall from previous posts, its like a large scale, multi-country American Idol. But I don't watch those shows, so that probably explains it.

My loyalty remains with the Fatherland

Latvia: One of the backup singers is better than the main chick

Moldova: Like the music. Blue neon was uber cool. Did anyone else see the male singer and think, "So that's what would have happened if Sig Hansen went into music instead of fishing"?

Lithuania: Gets my vote. That song was catchy as hell and would make a great internet meme.

Definitely dig the German entry!

Lithuania was fun too.

I Think I Found the EuroVision Costume Supply Line...
 

So, everytime I watch the EuroVision clips, I think Where do they get those clothes? Is it thrift store merch that's made its way around the world these past 25 years to finally land in Eastern Europe? Because the guy in the Moldova group with the sunglasses is wearing my white Vuarnets from 1985!

Alright. I had a coupon for $10 off $25 at a little local dept. store. I go in and wall-to-wall it's ...



So, now we know. Mystery solved.