Happy Birthday 3894!
 

I can't believe no one started this!

Happiest of Birthdays to a wonderful lady! I wish I had the eloquent words you so deserve. So I'll just wish you a wonderful day! I hope it was everything you wanted it to be!

Helen!!!!! Our resident prose laureate! I'd write an emotionally charged response involving remorse, angst and heaving, sweat glistening man-chests, but it is your birthday so I will spare you. (Plus, I just got in under the radar, as I am in Pacific Standard Time...) Hope you're having a wonderful day, and Happy Birthday!

The smell of burning hair permeated the air as she sat back in her chair. "Hey lady!" a shout came from a nearby table. It was followed by 8 airborne ounces of diluted corn syrup and artificial coloring. "Sorry lady, but you were on fire."

She dabbed delicately at her sugary tresses and removed the soggy remnants of a once-conical party hat. "Um, thanks? And my name... is Helen."

Happy Birthday 8675309!! ;)

HB3894!

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Hipy Papy !! I will now knit you a birthday cake.

It was a dark and stormy birthday.

I wished you a happy one!

Happy Birthday to my fav northerner!

Happy Birthday!