Long John the Pirate
 

:argghh: < Arrr! My name is Long John the Pirate. I be a pirate.
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:argghh: < I drink, I do.
:decap::cheers:

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:rolleyes::argghh: < This here be my wench, Germilda. She likes to roll her eyes at ya.
:tiki: :decap:

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:rolleyes: I be hating her dress.
:tiki:

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:argghh: < But she be great in the galley, she be.
:decap: :babette: :cakes: :coffee:

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:argghh: < That be correct, I said it. I be not liberated. I be a fu cking pirate, I be!
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:argghh: < I have me a gnome mate.
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:gnome: His name be Sam LaPooder. Nice fellow. Quiet.

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:cool: My best mate Arrrnaldo bought me my long johns, he did. Now we match.
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:D :argghh: < We be holding hands in public. It makes him happy.
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:snap::fej: Here be my friend named Fej. He likes to be snaping his fingarrrs.

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;):p I have two cats. One likes me, the other not so much.

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:argghh: < I like my mateys. They arrrr great. One be possessed. Can ye guess which one?
:decap: :) :cool: :blush: :eek: :evil: :(

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:na: I don't know what this is supposed to be.

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:argghh: < Well, that be it. Come visit. Come see my pet flamingo, Flamenco.
:decap::cheers: :birdy:

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:rolleyes::argghh: < Germilda won't like you. But I will.
:tiki: :decap:

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:argghh: < Arrr, bitches. Arrr!
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:snap: :snap: :snap:

:na: < that be the ear ye sliced off a rival pirate, or was it his tangly, red-headed wench?

:iSm: < and o'course that be the star system spacedramada that ye steer yer course by in the southern ocean.

I was trying to work :iSm: into it. Couldn't think of anything. Maybe next time.
:)

I want to read an entire novel written this way. Whee!

(Pic related)

Lol!!! Too cool, GD- Tori was laughing about this earlier when I was in the midst of my late evening multitasking marathon. :D

Awesome!

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Very creative GC and thee story be good too yar!