I accidentally this book
 

This old guy came to my apartment, told me he was a relative and then handed me this book. What should I do?

Learn how to build body armor in the old west.

Find a hot tub and a russian energy drink.

Oh, and does it mention how much longer we have to wait for Lance Armstrong to be stripped of his TdF victories?

Burn the book. (After you make millions, of course.)

Meh. I hate sports.

I say Ebay it and see if you can get a few bucks.

Looks like illustrative design is going to go very retro post 2050. And, I'm glad to know that books won't have completely disappeared by then.

Try to get him so mad he hits you in the face, then watch his face to see if a scar suddenly appears. Then tell him to make like a banana and leave.