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Please.

I made these this morning. ;)

Don't think of it as a TSA patdown, think of it as getting to second base with Uncle Sam.

really, I think the TSA could have done a better job of selling this as a complementary hand job to each traveler

So long as they manage the lines so that people willing to use the scanners aren't slowed down by people who opt out I'm all in favor of them having issues since I have no issues at all with the scanners.

But I'm sure that the TSA agents will quickly grow immune to all the t-shirts and comments they will get.

I still want to orgasmically moan if they ever touch me. ;)

I was just reading an article on how it was doing the opposite, and they were getting depressed and upset having to do their jobs with people who are mean and/or have less than spectacular hygiene.

And Obama is between a rock and a hard place on this one. If he said "these measures are too stringent!" and something happened on a plane, he'd be blamed.

I think I'll take the pat down, it's the closest I'll have gotten to getting lucky in quite some time :)

Having read some information that conflicts with the TSA's assurances of safety for the backscatter x-ray, and combined with my strong family history of cancer, I'd opt for pat down too.

T: I posted a link to your shop on FB. That has the potential to make you a few bucks, well done!

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Eh, I find that story mostly lame. Who the fuvk at this point doesn't know that nail clippers aren't allowed on airplanes? His gun was, by rule, unloaded. Just because he has special permission to carry that doesn't mean he's exempt from all other rules. Get over it and remember to take your damned nail clippers out.

Yes, the nail clippers rule is pretty stupid, but its stupidity is completely independent of him carrying his unloaded gun by special permission.