I need a really gay song
 

I could use some musical assistance. In a couple weeks I'll be co-emceeing our Rocky pre-show with a fellow 'mo. We need an upbeat, non-cliché, über-gay song to start off our presentation. When he and I previously performed this gig, we used "His Name Is Lancelot" from Spamalot and that worked really well.

Since this will just be used for our intro, the bit(s) we choose can't be more than 90 seconds long. The song itself can be longer, we just can't use more than 90 seconds of it. It also needs to be very upbeat—something that will get the audience excited.

Here are some songs we don't want to use:

• It's Raining Men (cliché)
• Dancing Queen (cliché)
• His Name Is Lancelot (used it before)
• Macho Man (cliché)
• YMCA (cliché)
• anything from Rocky Horror

I'm Just A Girl Who Can't Say No

Unfortunately it's not upbeat enough.

Unless there's a remix or pop version you can point me to?

I'd argue the point, but many times have I head how gay this song is. "Anyway you wanna do it I'll take it like a man...."

If that doesn't work then I'd suggest anything from Glee.


And no quoting this message out of context Kevy.
That goes for you to BTD.

What about Let Me Be Your Drag Queen?

Mindy played me that new Lady Ga-Ga song and it screamed "gay" right into my ear. It was like the THX promo in the theatres. Only LOUDER.

How about Girls and Boys by Blur?

Or you could go with "What What (In The Butt)" by Samwell" :)

Some 80's NewRo - Like ABC - Look of Love or Shoot that Poison Arrow