Bad Book Covers
 

These kind of remind me of the bad album covers. (Can we ever forget Joyce?) Here are a few highlowlights, spoilered for size:
Kevy, I expect to see one of these as your avatar. My money is on Make it in Denim. ;)

I would probably go with "Emergency Stop"

Bethoven looks like he is having waaayyyy too much fun!

For a steady supply of bad pulp book covers, I recommend the Pop Sensation blog.