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Headline of the day: Doctors: Vaginal Cream May Be Harmful For Face
http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4465646/detail.html
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And here I thought the correct spelling was "hoo ha"! Thank you, Dr. Terry Hoffman, OBGYN extraordinaire, for being intelligent enough to correct me.
However, correct terminology aside, mine shall eternally remain my "hey nanny nanoo" (thank you, Howard Stern!) Thank you, GD, for making me laugh my hoo ha, I mean hu ha, off! :D |
You know you should be worried when your OBGYN refers to it as a "hu-ha"...I wonder if he calls it that in his charting...
"Patient is a 30 year old female, complaining of pain in her "hu-ha" :evil: |
"I'm going to insert these cold metal instruments up your 'hu-ha'. Just a friendly warning."
"You know, I really prefer that you say 'vagina'. I'm not 12." "But that is a vile word." "I suppose you also think the thing itself is vile." "Yes. Yes, I do. Now, hold still. I need to inspect your dirty pillows for cancerous lumps, which you probably deserve, since you are obviously a filthy harlot!" That's the kind of OB-GYN that uses words like 'hu-ha'. If its your profession to look up skirts all day long, you should really be able to use adult vocabulary words. But not so adult as to ever hear my doctor say, "Now spread 'em wide, and show me your secret smile." |
Man....there are so many ways to post in this thread.
First, I could be all bawdy and say that I prefer it post-shower, so I don't get the cream on my face... but that would be wrong. Or, I could point out that that Premarin is made from PREgnant MARe urINe, so why would you put it on your face... but that would be wrong, too. So instead, I'm not going to say anything. |
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