Funny stuff, enjoy
 

Some of the funniest stuff I read in awhile......... http://bash.org/?top

One of my favorites......

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<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

I think my favorite is this one

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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I'm starting to tear up reading some of those..... too funny

Oh man... thank you so much for that link - these are hilarious :D

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Lol!!! This is great stuff!


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'<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?'
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The guy who replaced 'wand' with 'wang' in the Harry Potter excerpt was hilarious- puts a whole new spin on that story......

love this one too......

Mike: give me a good hosting company tag line
Bleys: "We won't go down on you... unless you pay us extra."
Mike: thanks for your help :P
Bleys: no problem ;)

Lol!!! The BrittinySpears14 and BloodNinja exchange. To dirty to put up here, but funnier than hell!

mmmmmmmmmm, my favourite RPG.....

<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.