I'd love to, but . . .
 

. . . I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

Need an excuse?

... I'm baking cheese.

...I'm late for St. Kevy Baby's fisting class.

...I have to get my sphincter stretched.

... I have to go look up "fundoplication".

My fav from the site:

I'd love to but... I have too much guilt.

I can't....I have to clean my carburetor.

I'd love to but...I've got some babies to kill.

I can't access that site! :( So, I'll have to make up my own excuse..

I would love to, but I have to go release some white doves, toss confetti, prepare my "I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL!" signs (which I wrote in pink glitter and gold-laquered elbow macaroni) and loiter outside the Santa Barbara County courthouse in eager anticipation because I'm a complete and total nine-ball with scads of free time!

So, I'd love to, but my free time belongs to Michael. Free time that must be spent rooting for a talented but wicked creepy pop star that I don't even know. Time to go kneel before his mugshot shrine!

Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?

:p

I'd love to, but... I have clip my toenails.


Then I'll be watching 'Hell's Kitchen' at 9:00.