"Real Men Love Jesus"
 

I'm so digging this guy's mom! :evil:

Why is it that, more often than not, the worst drivers have Jesus stickers on their cars? Is it that they, like their president, assume that the Rapture is going to happen any minute anyhow, so there's no need to worry about the details?

"God is my copilot"

In other words, "Stay very far away from me, because I have no idea which way He's going to steer this thing."

You may drive badly because you are saved!

What if I just kinda like Jesus? Does that make me less of a man?

My favorite bumper stickers - I Park Like An Idiot :evil:

I love the bumper stickers that say "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an asshole"

I have strong beliefs, but I refuse to post a bumper sticker. Just about anytime I get cut off in traffic, it is usually by someone with a Jesus sticker.

I like the bumper sticker "Jesus is coming, look busy."

I always wanted one that said, "Jesus Loves Me, But the Devil is my Lover"

A while back I was parked next to a car with a license plate holder that read... "Powered by... JESUS." The lady (loading groceries) seemed a bit stuck-up, so I chanced at a joke and said, "Wow, Jesus' prices sure are going up these days, aren't they? Not quite lowly carpenter rates are they...."

Speaking of "powered..." check out this homo-powered Jesus fish I found in a little London E1 shop:

The latest bumper stickers that I have seen state a variation of "I am glad that Mary and Joseph wern't pro-choice" Makes me want to ask how they are so sure of what their ideologies would be, after all, not all those that are pro-choice have abortions.