Disney CM Arrested for Cleaning Cobwebs
 

http://www.local6.com/news/4777892/detail.html

A 32-year-old man in Clermont, Fla., is accused of standing naked in the window of his home and using a flashlight to expose himself to people passing by, police told Local 6 News. Three men called police Tuesday to report Daniel Cioffi was exposing himself.

When officers investigated, the Walt Disney World employee told investigators he was using the flashlight to clean cobwebs.

Cioffi has been placed on unpaid leave, pending the outcome of his charges, according to the report.

Weird and all, but I have to ask if that's really fair to Disney? Do you know where Brian David Mitchell or Edward Duncan III worked? Of course not. It's not relevant to the story. So why is the fact that this guy is a CM even mentioned? If it had been a window on main street that would be a different story...

He was working on a new version of Fantasmic!

"Hey look, a Hidden Mickey."

What exactly was he cleaning cobwebs off of?

His Pepper's Ghost effect

Ah, the magic of forced perspective.

*ducks as NA throws a flashlight*

"Cleaning Cobwebs"? Is that what they call it these days?

HTHBellCaptain! I'm shockid and appalled! ;)




:Throws flashlight back at the Commodore which bonks him on his head:

Because it's an Orlando news station. They take any chance they can get to try to scandalize Disney. It turns heads and (I presume) gets ratings.