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How about the dramatic monologue of spam?

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Even the long drawing-room of Chesney Wold cannot revive Mr. Guppy's spirits. He is so low that he droops on the threshold and has hardly strength of mind to enter. But a portrait over the chimney-piece, painted by the fashionable artist of the day, acts upon him like a charm. He recovers in a moment. He stares at it with uncommon interest; he seems to be fixed and fascinated by it.
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So Mr. Kenge gave me his arm and we went round the corner, under a colonnade, and in at a side door. And so we came, along a passage, into a comfortable sort of room where a young lady and a young gentleman were standing near a great, loud-roaring fire. A screen was interposed between them and it, and they were leaning on the screen, talking.

They both looked up when I came in, and I saw in the young lady, with the fire shining upon her, such a beautiful girl. With such rich golden hair, such soft blue eyes, and such a bright, innocent, trusting face.

Awesome stuff. :snap: ;) "with the fire shining upon her..." Ah, I wish I could get away with writing such stuff.

Maybe I should get into the spam business?

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Apparently, I'm popular with Jamaicans.

Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today.
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Nice.

My SPAM seems more interested in having me drop my trousers