Deep Thoughts
 

This is where your deep thoughts can be released... you know the ones you have in the shower or stuck in traffic on the 405.




One good thing about Hell at least, is that you can probably pee wherever you want to.

I got a dog and named him "Stay".
Now, I go "Come here, Stay!".
After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Life is a geometric postulate. You cannot prove it, but it is understood to be true.

There are actually 10 kinds of people in the world: those who can speak binary and those who can't.

Or there are two kinds of people in this world: those who break everybody into two lists and those who don't.

And a couple of gems from Steven Wright;

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Everything is going to be okay.

Woman ... give 'em inch and they'll mock you and call you, Little man!

Everybody has a little dick compared to John Holmes.