A little workplace haiku
 

Chair, plastic, on wheels
Armless, not ergonomic
At desk: ow, my back

Open the bottom
Scrape the dirt out with my nails
Please upgrade the mice!

If there's a keyboard
tray, it hits you in the knees.
Chairs are comfy though.

Adjustable chairs!
Perfectly fits lower back.
Armrests are nice too.

One cat is real cute
Two kittens are better
Five at home, perfect.

peed on yet again
baby love is oh so sweet
Indi pooped outside

You must spread mojo
around before giving it
to Tracilicious.

Poop equals mojo
Envision Indi squatting
Somehow makes my day.

Off to work soon, bleh.
Only 4 hours, yet I'm
pissed it's Saturday.

It was funnier
than you think. Indi exclaimed
Mommy! Me dog poop!

L-O-freaking-L
Talk of poop and puppy dogs
Also makes me laugh

Laughed at this story
Read it again and again
Funny every time!

Did you laugh right then?
Must be tough to discourage
kids while giggling.

Send the wrong message
and catastrophe ensues:
Indi poops for laughs!

There once was a recruiter from Re/Max
Who had all of the charm of the Sleestacks
She picked up the receiver,
Said, "Your firm, wouldja leave 'er?"
But this chick the agents would all beat back

Oh dear, that was a
Limerick not a haiku
Okay, I'll be good.

Call record would be
Better if I picked up phone
Not typing haiku

Stare at screen blankly
My Brain ceases all function
phone rings I snap back