Disney Boss for a Day
 

most of you know me, but, i am using my "pen name" for this thread to solicite ideas for what you would do as "Disney Boss for a Day".

To raise funds for Hurrican Relief (proceeds go to the Red Cross) my office will be auctioning off managers to the higgest bidders.

thats right, my boss will be at my beckon call during four glorious hours should i win the high bid. lunch at my choice of Napa Rose, Blue Bayou or Yamabuki's is included.

within Disney standards and policy's of course, what ideas do you have for meaninless and mundane tasks to have my "secretary" do for four hours.

i'm thinking shuffling a deck of cards for me while i play poker with my feet on the bosses desk.

rolling me in my chair around the office .

making me a cup of coffee, that never seems to be good enough.

some sort of office scavenger hunt.

cleaning my desk and computer screen.

making 100 paper dots using a hole punch.


how 'bout some clever and develish ideas from you :evil:

Printing many copies of a large manual....and then collating them by hand?

to clarify:

the cost of lunch is being picked up by the office and not taken from donation to the Red Cross.

Ice cream social for your co-workers with boss as scooper.

Call each of the three restaurants anonymously (having to go through the hideous disney dine phone system) and find out what each one offers for birthdays. Ask each one of them to put together a menu that fits within your spending allotment. What can they do in the way of low-carb? Low-fat? Vegetarian? Allergic to fillintheblank. Ask them if tip is based on the amount before or after discount. Before or after service charge? Is a service charge a tip? How about an administration fee?

Track down a rainbow Mickey antenna ball for your friend, the Commodore.

See if you can invite Asimo to lunch.

See if you can replace your "secretary" with Asimo.

Start forming next year's canoe team. Price t-shirts.

Answer each call with "Who rang that bell?" Finish each phone call with, "Nobody sees the Great (insert your name here), not nobody, not no-how!"

Install an office aquarium.

Offer hot towels to co-workers.

Solve whatever has been the most annoying office problem that never seems to get fixed.

Take the day off.

:snap:

Clean the toilets.

Wash windows.

Clean out the fridge of it's old, icky items.

Drop the dots from a paper punch on the floor and demand that each be picked up by hand.

Get the things that have fallen between the desk and the wall - somehow.

Lick envelopes for something... lots of them.

:)

Have the boss give you a Brazilian bikini wax.

I suppose taking him for a ride on the Matterhorn is out of the question?

have him or her go have your car washed.

Manager eh?

Get a copy of the last MouseAdventures, give it to him/her and say: Go!

Hilarity ensues...