A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair
 

Was it really that bad, people?
Really?
But, but, but...

It had lift.
It had length.
It was stiff and antique.
It was glistening, glowing
Flamboyant – unique!

A set piece for a head.
A real party of a do.
A girlish curl with
A lady’s coiffure:
Buoyant - magnefique!

I don’t give two ****s about the Emmys -
I sure didn’t watch them -
But I certainly envy a woman
Who dares to make a Swinger out of a Victorian.

I wonder if she drives a DeLorean?!

(That would be, like, so friggin’ awesome!)

Heh....

Hee! She drives a Volvo wagon... :D

All right, you forced me to Google it, and .....YE GODS!!!

I think she was channeling Betty Grable.


(From a hairdressing standpoint, not too shabby, but not the best style for Patricia).

That had to be a wig, or at least a fall, as her natural hair looks nothing like it:

It's possible she could have gotten her bangs, incorporated with some of the longer hair, into that roll, and same for her sides. The rest has to be a fall, though- her hair isn't that long.

Great. I just spent WAY TOO LONG hunting for a pic, and I can't freakin' find one. How the hell can you people talk about this and not post a pic??? :mad:

www.fuggingitup.com

There's a pic of her there. It's the kind of hairdo that people love to hate. But, man, if I could do that with my hair, I would. I totally would. As soon as it's long enough, I'm going to try a beehive, as well. The beehive MUST have a comeback.

Grow it out by October, I'll give ya a beehive the B-52's would envy. You have to leave it in for a few weeks though, as no self respecting beehive is complete without being really funky when it's taken down. (Extra points if you got spiders and such in it!)

And as of this past Sat., Patricia's hair was a short bob, and had no spider-potential...still and all I thought she looked great as always -- but I'm biased 'cause I love her! :)