More workplace Haiku
 

aching for quiet
annoying co-worker near
reaching for hearos

Cute puppy Reggie
likes me better than Amy
the other sitter. :)

Reggie smart puppy
it seems more than apparent
he knows a sucker
:D

Only an hour more
Watashi loves the shopping
Party City, then home

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Morrigoon again.
Haiku mojo in absentia

Another Status
I just did one yesterday
No time to do work

Colleague repeat "D'oh!"
Want to bash head into wall
Where to hide the body?