Rita really gave the gulf the shaft
 

According to Snopes, this is indeed an actual image posted on the National Hurricane Center's site depicting the cumulative wind data recorded during Hurricane Rita. If you click the link to the site, it's been updated since it was in this state, but what do YOU think it looks like?

Edit: Dang, Snopes has some quality anti-leeching safeguards in place. You'll have to click the first link to see it.

That Rita has a wang bigger than the state of Florida!

I think It's testicles are in the wrong place

If she's trying to f*ck the Gulf, her shlong is facing the wrong way.
:D

Rita observes that the Gulf is a lousy l*y. ;)

There's friction between Florida and Cuba. And it looks like Haiti, Dominican Republic and possibly Puerto Rico are in for showers.


Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

(Lol- good one, Sac!)

Oh, it looks to me like she was going for frottage, m'dear.

Maybe she should be called Hurricane Tranny?