And the winner of the Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names competion is...
 

Kal-El Cage.

That's right. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El.

Let me say it again.

Kal-El.

I am tired of trite names like Rumer and Scout and Apple. Let's name our baby after Superman!

That child had better develop some powers because if he doesn't kick asses pre-emptively on the playground, he'll have black-and-blue bum himself.

How long before that becomes, on the playground, "Kill Crappola Cage"?

Well, in my cultural stupidity, I didn't know that was a Superman reference but some reference to Kabala or something.

I kind of like 'Scout' because I'm very fond of the book 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. But 'Kal-El'? Bleh. I'm not a big fan of 'Apple' either (Gwyneth's baby).

Wasn't Nic Cage supposed to play Superman in the new Superman movie until Tim Burton dropped the picture ? I wonder if Nic has had Superman on the brain ever since ?
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NAH! ;)

I actually like "Apple."

Motorhead is definitely a better name...

Rose doesn't want me to have anything to do with naming a child (if we have one)

If it's a boy - Zarathustra
If it's a girl - Princess Yum Yum :D

Chris likes Fortiscu.

We both like Sevrin.

The others are odd, but not too unusual: Sabine, Zoe, Xander - I like off letters.

I like Amelia and Octavia, he likes Victoria. We're both set on Jason, though. Gotta love those Argonauts!

Olivia is a fav too. I like Octavia though.

Yeah, I should be popping out babies like zits on a teenager.