What lessons have you learned today?
 

Today's Lesson:

- When reporting positive status on a project, be sure to include a marketing guy on the cc list. You might get free lunch as a reward for doing your job.

Today's Lesson: It takes longer than you think it will to write something. Proofreading, fact checking, reworking...no matter how small the task, these things take time.

Naps are good.

3 tsp of Hydrogen Peroxide makes doggies, who eat things they're not supposed to, puke. Frodo ate possibly poison mushrooms in my friends backyard today. I made him barf and fed him charcoal doggie treats. He's fine now.

There are charcoal doggie treats

When putting together dinner in a crockpot - before you leave the house - turn the crockpot on. Otherwise you're stuck with meat that has been sitting out on the counter all day - blech!

Water Balloon Slingshot + silicon breast implants = AMAZING distance and accuracy

Today I learned that some fires burn too hot to easily be contained and that sometimes....thats a good thing.

Today's lesson:

Sometimes being single isn't such a bad thing.

Apparently, I am allergic to Reindeer...