| Kevy Baby |
02-23-2006 10:49 PM |
My vanity search
I should have gone to bed. But no, I just HAD to fart around on the internet and do a vanity search.
Found out a fellow with my name was in Fahrenheit 451 uncredited as "First Schoolboy." That was 1966.
He took a few years off from the acting business. Probably doing research for his next role as "Dork/Warrior" in the 2002 blockbuster hit The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.
Plot Outline: A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.
This film also features: - Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins
- Darian Caine as Horny
- A.J. Khan as Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
- Barbara Joyce as Araporn
- Michael R. Thomas as Smirnof, the Wizard
- John Link as Ballem
- Anoushka as Benadryl
- Allanah Rhodes as Hymen Torn
- Julian Wells as Tree Nymph
- Suzi Lorraine as Drusilla
- Paige Richards as Whorespank
Surprisingly, this film only received an R rating (although it was banned in Ireland).
This is one IMDB's reviewer's comments:
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In yet another Seduction Cinema soft-core parody, Dildo Baggins (Misty Mundae, because she can NEVER not be in a Seduction Cinema movie *rolls eyes*) along with fellow Throbbit lesbian lovers, Horny and Spam go off to destroy the evil G-string, after drunk perverted Smirnof, the Wizard presents that quest to them. Wackiness, in the form of dumb jokes, unerotic sex, and more dumb puns, ensues. Terry West will never be confused with Orsen Wells, hell, he'll never get confused with Lloyd Kaufman even, but this "Lord of the Rings" parody is still his clear best, and yes I know that's a bit of a back-handed compliment. I chuckled a few times, but groaned more and not in the good way.
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For some reason, I am now compelled to hunt down this movie. It sounds positively attrocious! |
