Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa???
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403...n_060403135629

An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

also starring:
Rob Zombie as 'The Pope'

:rolleyes:

Whoa. Look at that mother!

If it's a comedy, I might want to see it.
If it's a drama... well, it's a comedy.

"Someone check Mother Theresa's makeup!"

Now that's a phrase you never thought you'd hear.

Actually I should correct that. Seems to me the only thing she does is check her makeup. Makeup men in Bollywood are due for a decline in pay.

Oh, the humanity.

I think Paris Hilton could play some sort of emaciated zombie version of Mother Teresa...

I thought Mother Teresa WAS an emaciated zombie.

Oooh. You're going to Catholic hell for that one. But you were going there anyway... You can come visit me. I'm going to open a hair salon there and join the Gay Men's Seventh Layer of Hell Chorus.
:D

Oh thank God (pun kind of intended). Now I'll have a place to get my hair done!