Lexicon of Swank
 

It's come to my attention that we need to start capturing some of the terms and concpets developed over here in the Lounge of Tomorrow, so let me start the first entry based on a few conversations from this week:

Hipmosis – the theory by which the level of hipness between a group of individuals remains a constant, so that a less hip person becomes more hip by associating with a more hip person. As a consequence, a hip person can loose some acquired hipness by associating with the unhip

Dark Hipness – Much like dark mater it is hipness that permeates the universe unseen and undetected. Usually it is the source of new trends, where once discovered become totally illuminated and trendy till it runs it’s course

Swanketechture – Design elements that enhance building or structure’s swankness

Hedon – A measure of pleasure (Click here for more details)

Vaginismas - a celebration of the sacred feminine, on a date to be discovered via examination of ancient scrolls and discarded tampons. All manner of sexually suggestive and feminine-hygene oriented festivities and traditions await development ... once the swanky gals around here get off their butts and pick a date for this subsequently annual holiday.

Seems we need to add a few more from the breakfest menu:

Pancake - (verb) - To edit apotentially offesive or inflamatory post replacing it with an innocuous statement such as, "I like pancakes."

Bacon - The top, the ultimate, the pinnacle of swank. e.g. "Did you read LSPE's story? that was real bacon" (antonyme of Sauasage)

Sausage - Second rate, a failed attempt at being swank. e.g "He thought he was bacon, but was sausage all the time."

So, since Greg isn't "Bacon" here at LoT, does that mean he's a sausage?
:D

Sorry, Greg is definately bacon on this site

Yes, he's responsible for the swanketechture of this site that enables us to reach a high level of hipmosis.

What, no vegetarian option here? Am I just stuck with pancakes?

We can accept veggie-bacon.

We await the circumstances to create more - to be sure there's plenty of foodstuffs left for breakfest, even for vegans.

Unless it's tofu-related.
;)