Some horrible, terrible, foul jokes...
 

How are women like stones?


Did ya hear there was gonna be a "Miss Ebonics" pageant?

:D

A priest a lawer and a school teacher are lowering a liferaft on a sinking cruise ship. It seats ten but the lawer is getting impatient he says "Comon get the hell in." The priest says "There is absolutely no need to take the lords name in vain a t a time like this!" The school teacher says "We have room what about the children?" The Lawer says "Fvck the children!"

What's brown and bleeds?

Why don't Southern women like to go to orgies?

What do you call a virgin in German?

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop?

(I was 'researching' jokes for this thread on the internet and was reminded that there are A LOT of really, really horrible jokes out there that are offensive, demeaning and vile yet funny as hell... None of them I can post here...) :evil:

Q: Why does bin Laden carry a piece of sh!t in his wallet?

whats brown and sticky?


:rolleyes:

For the Jews:

Why did the sousaphone player insist on a Jewish wedding?


For the Star Wars geeks:

What do you wear to keep your shirt clean while eating a fish dinner at Jaba's Palace?


For the people that want and excuse to lynch me:

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?