Goat on a Pole
 

If you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, perhaps Goat on a Pole is more your style?

Reading that hurt my brain.

:D

I take exception to this piece of the holy text:

Quite clearly, this should read:

Surely it is the goat and not the entertainer doing most of the balancing work. Now, despite the wording that will induce giggles from the unfaithful I must call for this change to the text and a Great Schism is the unfortunately likely result.

Sacrilige.