Identity
 

So I was wondering, who am I?
I mean, there's that whole "I think therefore I am" thing.
But, ummm, I seem to just be a bunch of words. So can I really think?
When I say "I", am I referring to my author?
That hardly seems fair to him, his "I" certainly extends beyond what's printed here.

But I can't really be my own entity, can I?
At best, I'm just a collection of symbols in my author's head.
He controls everything I do.
But then again, I don't know that.
As far as I know, I'm thinknig these thougths all on my own.
Heck for all he knows, I'm really the author, and HE'S sitting there trying to figure out who I am!
Ha!

Wait, I've got it! Maybe I'm the reader.
Afterall, I'm sitting here, reading this, and thinking this.
I'm controlling my own thoughts by reading these words. That's free will, right?
Watch. Right now I'm thinking: "I like cheese!"
See, it works! I thought "I like cheese" right there! Cooooool.

But wait a minute...if I'm the reader...who are you?

I was thinking something similar to this reading Bornieo's recent poem. A lot of automatically thought there was something wrong with the author. It was the character the author created that was speaking. But, like every writer, the character has to come from somewhere in side the author. Which makes me very afraid of the 'Silence of the Lambs' author. :D

I like this one very much, GD or whoever you are...
;)

:snap:



He just wanted everyone to think "I like cheese"

BTW, I will admit to swiping this idea from Douglas Hofstadter, who wrote a far more in depth and inciteful dialog on this concept. But the "I am the reader" idea popped into my head...wait, no, I kinda sorta stole that from Kurt Vonnegut, now that I think about it.

Scandal! Ghoulish Kaavya Viswanathan Delight! "How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Swanky, and Got a Life"! James GD Frey! "A Million Little Delights"!
:D

Hey, don't blame me. "I" did it.

And cheese? Who likes cheese more than I?

Me?

I.

Get an original idea. Hrumpf!

Ok, that's odd.

I think it should not be read at all. Forget about how much of its meening would be lost by that... How much more would be gained if it were instead spoken by a drunken

Somehow this works with the Charlie Kaufman article I was reading this morning.