Home Depot Scam!
 

A "heads up" for any of you who may shop at Home Depot.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two handsome 18 or 19-year-old guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, then take off their t-shirts to dry the windshield. It is impossible not to look at their lean, muscular chests and ripped abs. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thanks" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way there, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

snort! ha!

:evil: GC
:p

Thanks for the warning, but I really think this is one scam I won't be falling for.

My dad's a manager at Home Depot. I'll have to tell him so he can keep a weather eye out. :p

I'm on my way to Home Depot in search of pot-filled bathroom vanities. I'll keep an eye out for roving bands of homosexual thugs.

Then give my cell phone a ring, will ya?

I'm imagining GC sitting in his parked car in a Home Depot lot.

Sitting there, watching guys strap two by fours onto their scratched trucks, lift heavy paving stones into vans, and wipe the sweat off their tanned brows with rough work gloves.

^ omg, I got hotter from CP's parking lot voyeur description than from GC's Homo Depot scam.

You bi-sexuals... :rolleyes: :D

I found CP's post to be biographical.