Wise words of the day
 

Much like quote of the day, without quotes. This thread is for your daily wisdom pertaining to any subject. Life, cooking, sex, careers, small appliances, etc. Enlighten us, baby.

Here's mine for today: If you are to help others, you must first take care of yourself.

A power supply is no match for an angry man with a sledgehammer

Whatever topic you're sure they won't cover will be the first one the ask about.

If you don't change your direction, you'll end up where you are headed.

And now, a not so serious one:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

The Cheeseburger is mightier than the Power Supply!

If all else fails, get a bigger hammer

I DID!!! It felt sooo good :D

If at first you fail, try again. If you fail again, stop. No sense making a damn fool of yourself.

Similar to Kevy's,

If you continue to do what you've always done, you'll continue to get what you've always gotten.