Goodbye
 

It's too hot to be alive. I walked out my door today and my arm hair went up in flames. My arms are completely bald thanks to the blistering sun. This brownish color to my skin isn't a tan, I actually got cooked a bit. My Google weather says it's 104, but I'm pretty sure that's Celsius, as it was at least 175 Fahrenheit earlier today.

So I'm heading to arctic climes. My cold weather gear will keep me comfy and I can make snow angels all day long. I can live in one of those domes like the scientists do. If I get hungry I'll just roast up a penguin, or maybe a seal if I have a lot of people over for a dinner party.

It's been nice knowing you guys, perhaps I'll visit for a bit of warm weather in the winter. Who knows, maybe the south pole has satellite internet. If it does, I'll be sure to post pics of myself staying nice and cool while you guys are swallowed alive by this furnace that some call "summer."

No dice. Thanks to global warming, it's hot there, too. Sorry, tracilicious. :D

Al tried to warn us.

Hilarious!

Come over to my part of the world, temps are running well below average here.

Traci, after all her hair has been singed off, dressed in stylish KoL extreme cold weather gear.

My computer is idling at 18 degrees celsius - I wish our home A/C worked as well as my computer cooling system.

I wish I had an A/C system.

No dying Traci! Who else am I supposed to get my nutritional information from? :p

can I come? I have leet igloo building skills

I'm good with a chainsaw and an icepick

Shall we relocate our entire LoT commune to a more temperate climate then? Capt. Jack, you are in charge of building our housing. Coastermatt, you make the ice sculptures. :p